Post a lie about the poster above.

[Bugner]

The Velvet Curtain likes to play with his 'Pelmet'

 

[Cubist]

The Velvet Curtain likes to play with his 'Pelmet'

Bugner really only lives for Boxing Day, all the other days of the year are a huge disappointment

 

[swee'pea99]

Cubist is one of the world's leading authorities on historic shoelaces but sadly hardly anyone ever consults him because really, I mean...who gives a damn?

 

[Speicher]

Swea'pea once entered a competition to see who could do up their laces the fastest. It was such a close-run event, that it was declared a tie.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher entered the three legged race with her then boyfriend but having all shoe laces tied together meant that the "race" was quite a spectacle. Unfortunarley I don't have the video

 

[TVC]

26x25 entered a three legged race on his own and won. To this day however he denies coming from Norfolk.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC has a love child. Well, I say 'child' - it's 47.... I say 'love' - it loves Maltesers.

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea mixes the letters off the scrabble board with milk and drinks the lot after every bike ride - his Dad had told him that he had a whey with words.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete tried tight rope walking a few months ago, with some dictionaries on his head.

He gave up because he could not balance the books.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher can do a perfect imitation of a Leader-class steam engine.
She's been well trained.

 

[swee'pea99]

TheDoctor built a perfect Tardis which now sits in the middle of his living room. Sadly it's the same size on the inside as on the outside, and also it cannot travel through time and space.

 

[slowmotion]

swee'pea99 stole it and now hires it out as a portable lavatory on building sites having renamed it The Turdis

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whilst SlowMotion takes ages in the Turdis

 

[TVC]

26x25 thinks Sylvester McCoy was the best Doctor

 

[TheDoctor]

TVC was the best doctor. Speicher was the best nurse.
Sadly the patient failed to make a full recovery, or even a partial one.