Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Hilldodger is just such an inspiration to us all

 

[Cubist]

26x25 was the inspiration for Pythagorus

 

[TVC]

Cubist will inspire the next revolution, but not for positive reasons.

 

[Kestevan]

TVC was first assistant bottle washer for Nicolae Ceauşescu. His skill at hiding enabled him to escape the 1989 revolution by concealing himself inside a jar of marmalade, where he lived happily for 3 years.

 

[swee'pea99]

Kestevan is one of only three people in the world who suffer from pube-dandruff, the others being a Bulgarian librarian and an Indonesian accountant.

 

[philipbh]

philipbh was the inspiration for Watership Down

Cubist's middle names are, in fact, Fiver and Hazel

 

[threebikesmcginty]

philipbh isn't playing tell a lie about the poster seven places above

 

[philipbh]

3BM has never bent the rules (not even slightly) for humourous or synchronous effect

 

[accountantpete]

Philipbh's reaction to being charged £5 for wheel truing provided the inspiration for Edvard Munch's The Scream.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ac'pete inspired Francis Bacon's 'screaming pope' paintings when the artist saw his face as he was charged 35p for a pint of mild and bitter down the Wheel Tappers and Shunters.

 

[swee'pea99]

TBM has a special 'enigmatic smile' based on the Mona Lisa, which he brings out for weddings, birthdays and other family celebrations.

 

[Hilldodger]

SP99's smile can turn milk sour at 300 paces....

 

[accountantpete]

Hilldodger's spell in the cub scouts ended in disgrace due to a gross misuse of his woggle.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ac'pete dib dib dibbed when he should have dob dob dobbed, the filthy swine!

 

[accountantpete]

3BM turned up for Gang Show rehearsals in full leather biker gear,swinging a chain and wearing a menacing look.