Post a lie about the poster above.

[Crackle]

Yorkshiregoth is from Lancashire and is a mod

 

[postman]

Crackle is a mate of the Devil.

(6)666--Posts.

 

[dan_bo]

postman posts from a handlebar mounted casio calculator watch.

 

[TVC]

Dan Bo goes commando in Tescos

 

[4F]

Dan Bo got suprised by a chambermaid whilst "polishing" their bike in a Glasgow hotel room.

 

[Origamist]

4F is thin and long limbed.

 

[longers]

Origamist is allergic to paper.

 

[Landslide]

Longers supports Blackpool FC

 

[dan_bo]

longers is 4'4"

 

[Landslide]

longers is 4'4"

...girth.

 

[TVC]

Longers likes to dress up as the back end of a pantomime cow - but only when he's on his own

 

[4F]

The velvet curtain has a fetish for swafega

 

[yorkshiregoth]

The Velvet Curtain is into swinging parties.

 

[swee'pea99]

The Velvet Curtain likes using his feet to peel bananas

 

[jiggerypokery]

The Velvet Curtain is actually crushed velour!