Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

accountantpete refuses to go to the cinema, because of his popcorn phobia, which goes back to his childhood, and has been linked to how many pieces of popcorn could be shoved into various accountantpete bodily orifices by the class bully.....Gladys Petwee.

 

[Aperitif]

acc.pete's favourite film is 'For a Few Dollars More, less 25% Writing Down Allowance, expenses and overheads + VAT' And he'll only use a cinema with a double entrance.

 

[Aperitif]

Scrap the above - TB's favourite film is 'The Queen of Toshiba'

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif started an evening class in Origami. It folded due to lack of participants.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Aperitif has been banned from the local cinema, for being continually sugar rush hyper from a few too many pre-film pick and mix munching.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher really must learn to be quicker off the mark

 

[swee'pea99]

The borders are in places unclear, but if truth be told Toshiba Boy hails not from Somerset but from Devon. Understandably he likes to keep it quiet.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea is not from around here. [To be said in your best Zummerset accent].

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC plays piano in his local and always changes to a minor key and gives a 'hard stare' when anyone he doesn't recognise comes into the pub.

 

[swee'pea99]

TBM tells pub piano player fibs because he still bears the scars from volunteering at his local, being accepted with enthusiasm, then turfed out within two and a half minutes when the landlord found he could only play chopsticks - and badly at that.

 

[Speicher]

There is only one thing that Swee'pea can play in a pub - Hopscotch.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher used to like playing shove ha'enny in her local, but then she got banned when they found out where she was shoving them.

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea is hoping that his submitted question about Chain Suck is raised in the big debate tonight.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

During times of hosepipe bans, accountantpete has been known to lick his bike clean.

 

[TVC]

The last thing TB licked got him a restraining order.