Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

In conversation with her local 'friendly' bank manager Speicher told him he was in fact a merchant banker and was promptly shown the door. Which incidentally had just been painted.

 

[Speicher]

Colly's spell cheque does not work.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher always goes to church very early on Sunday mornings.

That way, she is unlikely to be disturbed whilst helping herself to the lead from the church roof.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo used to play lead guitar -it was very very heavy rock.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo tried to rob a bank with a sawn off shotgun, however Dayvo being the kind of guy he is got confused and took the bit he had sawn off.

 

[TVC]

The same but about Speicher

 

[Dayvo]

TVC often bites off the wrong the bit more than he can chew!

 

[TVC]

The Icelandic ash is starting to settle in Dayvos brain (though he will most likely edit his post before this one goes up).

 

[Dayvo]

TVC loved reading 'Lord of the Flies', especially the bit when Jack shouts 'Bollocks to the rules!'

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Dayvo's reading never progressed beyond Topsy and Tim books

 

[Dayvo]

TBM doesn't know what books are!

His reading prowress allowed him only to get as far as comics, with 'Beezer' being the pinnacle.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo is still at the colouring book stage although he has advanced to using oils and palette whilst filling them in.

 

[Dayvo]

AP's schooling in accountancy was based on his talent from 'Painting by Numbers.'

Even then, he was cooking the books to make them appear 'right'!

 

[Hover Fly]

Dayvo had a book once. It had a blue cover.

 

[Dayvo]

Hover Fly read a book. Once.