Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

3BMcG has a problem with joggers nipple - he keep leering at joggers in an attempt to spot their nipples.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC has a problem with White Willy. He asked William to move out but was told he was being a bigot.

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 25 has been ordered by his GP to stop dressing up as a squirrel.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Swee'pea thinks a myth is a female Moth.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mad Doug Biker's plan to be the first person to pedalo across the Atlantic, have floundered due to lack of sponsorship. He blames the global recession.

 

[Cubist]

Toshiba Boy on the other hand got to the outskirts of Taunton on a spacehopper before the puncture fairy got him

 

[accountantpete]

Cubist has a designer handbag velcroed to his seat post to keep his tools in.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

ac'p has SPD slingbacks

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBM cycles about in a large hat akin to that of the mad hatter's.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker has a collection of miniature tea pots.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Speicher sold all her miniture teapots and now makes a brew in plastic dispenser cups pinched from the A&E dept of Birmingham Gereral Infirmary [if there is such a place]

 

[TVC]

CP is so tight he pegs his used tea bags on the washing line to dry out so they can be used again.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whilst TVC goes round there and nicks them off the line

 

[ComedyPilot]

26x25 having won the longest un-typeable (quickly) username title, then went on to post increasing amounts of posts (that require his username in the reply) just to enarmour himself with a self-indulgent smug feeling.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

CP is very very perceptive and is regretting choosing an easily typed username.