Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo wanted to be a pole dancer but his granny finally told him that he's actually Lithuanian.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Dayvo likes nothing better than a trip to Fordingbridge and good old Sandy Balls

 

[colly]

TBM tumble dries his syrup.

 

[JtB]

colly said golly when TBM went off his trolley

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whilst Shaun joined forces with Wally The Colly instead

 

[swee'pea99]

MDB's completely stopped eating tea bags.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I have you know!!

Anyway Swee'pea saw Wally the Colly the other day and commented that he looks like an old hearth rug.

 

[colly]

When asked if he had a stiff monocoque MDB replied:

'No, It's just the way my trousers hang'

 

[TVC]

Colly thinks a cyclists tan and speedos is a good look.

 

[colly]

''You go via Dijon and Warwick'' was TVC's answer when asked if he knew the way to San Jose.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

When colly appears in concert his backstage rider is a case of Special Brew and a pig smeared in Marmite

 

[colly]

TBM doesn't know the way to San Jose but his Ma might.

 

[threedrunkduck]

and Colly doesn't know anything about Radiohead

 

[accountantpete]

TDD has had to dash as he is appearing on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap got banned from the JK show for being 'too posh'