swee'pea99
Squire
They say recently Speicher's got a screw loose, but in truth she's always been a bit of a nut.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Swee'Pea99 volunteered to be rescued by the local Mountain Rescue Service on one of their Training days. He asked them what they wanted him to do, and they told him to get lost.
They would find him with their tracker dogs.
They would find him with their tracker dogs.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher once got lost in a phone box
Hilldodger
Guru
- Location
- sunny Leicester
Colly is even older the rhubarb.
swee'pea99
Squire
Colly has always yearned to break the 40 mph barrier but is unable to on account of his ears acting as wind brakes.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Swee'pea was disqualified from the long jump at School.
accountantpete
OAP
Speicher's school was so posh that the sack race was replaced by a Harrods Bag race.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
TVC was excluded from school after the incident with the gym mistress
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
The Velvet Curtain wrote Gordon Brown's standing aside speech
accountantpete
OAP
Cubist once got Jim to fix it for him to meet the England Netball Team - the encounter was never broadcast.
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