Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect applied to be the Keith Richards in a local Stones tribute band, but was turned down on account of 'looking too far gone'.

 

[Renard]

1% of swe'pea's peas are actually quite sour

 

[Speicher]

Togley chose his name because of his fondness for the fastenings on his duffle coat.

 

[swee'pea99]

 Spike Milligan always claimed that his name was awarded by fellow soldiers on account of his toggle....but Speicher is a lady type person - ummmm...(hang on, that's not actually a lie...um...)....'with bright orange feet'. (Phew.) 

 

[Archie_tect]

SP still has 27 of his original 99 red balloons, but some are rather limp.

 

[Dayvo]

Ever since watching The Two Ronnies' 'The Worm That Turned' 30 years ago, AT has always dressed in womens' clothing. Not because he's a transvestite, but because he thinks it is completely normal.

 

[TVC]

Here is a Venn diagram showing 'Dayvo' and 'Normal'.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC likes that diagram with dots in the middle. He gets very excited when shown it.

 

[swee'pea99]

When he was a kid, 26x25 didn't share his friends' passion for lollipops. He preferred licking saveloys because 'they last a hell of a lot longer, so you get lots more for your money'.

 

[TheDoctor]

SP99 is fond of saveloys, and has a collection of well over a hundred of them.

 

[Archie_tect]

Someone should point out to The Doc, who has until now has led a very sheltered life, those things aren't sausages at all, but are in fact a dispensary for the relief of the Order of the Enlightened Sisters of Jezebel the Unrepentant.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect is the main thing the Sisters need relief from.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea has to stop at every lamp post he passes and give it a quick tap 'To check it's in tune...'

 

[Speicher]

The Velvet Curtain is frequently told to take his tuning fork off






















the table.

 

[accountantpete]

Keen on an attempt to climb mount Everest, Speicher was advised to get a Sherpa.

The van is now in her driveway.