Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

What is it with you lot - first knobbed and then back passage?

Archie is fascinated by some kinds of "security" videos.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo never beats me to a Post

 

[Archie_tect]

26x25 is only beaten to the post by his dog... Helmut Masterson IX, a particularly fine example of a Peruvian flat-chested Llamahound of Latvian descent on his mother's side. one day he'll get to see an unchewed letter from his bank manager.

 

[Speicher]

Returning to the subject of computers, Archie tect has often tried to write "click".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

For years Speicher couldn't understand the term "need to back-up", as her chair at the computer was already against the wall.

 

[Speicher]

Least said, soonest mended, where Toshiba Boy and defragging are concerned.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is thinking of going into Search Engine Optimisation and has ordered a black hat from the milliners.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap is a big fan of fairies, leprachauns, all sorts of 'little people'. He's often heard to say 'long as you've got your elf'...

 

[Archie_tect]

Sp99 was heard to say knew a man about a dog.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The rear light fell off Archie's bike and I deliberately ran over it!!

 

[TVC]

MDB has a fine collection of Koi Carp, all nailed to his bedroom wall. 'They flap a bit at first but soon calm down' he said when asked how he got them up there.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB has a fine collection of Koi Carp, all nailed to his bedroom wall. 'They flap a bit at first but soon calm down' he said when asked how he got them up there.

Don't ever ask TVC about his stags heads collection.....

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie blames his choice of an all in one pink lycra outfit as the reason why he failed at the first hurdle on this year's X Factor.

 

[NormanD]

Toshiba Boy was heard to say, in a live TV interview.."I did not have sexual relations with that goat!" ... the TV interviewer looking rather stunned replied with..."Goat? We’re interviewing people who've been seen with a Ghost!"    

 

[swee'pea99]

Norman was on television once. His Nan's television. Then the table broke and the whole lot fell on the floor and there was broken glass everywhere and it was all a bit of a nightmare really.