Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Following the retro theme, AP has started putting brass tacks on the road on the Sunday morning ride, knowing full well that those "splitters" from his beloved AP Velo Gentlemen Riders Club will be along in a few minutes.

 

[swee'pea99]

tb likes using archaic expressions like 'brass tacks'. His current favourites are 'what ho!', 'Jeepers' and 'I say chaps'.

 

[accountantpete]

As a New Romantic, Uncle Mort couldn't afford the thigh-length leather boots sported by his heroes and settled for wearing a pair of black fishing waders instead.

 

[TVC]

Pete recently attended a garden fete wearing fishing waders. - Nothing else, just fishing waders. The vicars wife got over excited and had a stroke.

At this point Pete realised had had become part of a very old joke.

 

[Dayvo]

Most people, when performing a small simple task, have their tongue between their lips, possibly out of effort or for concentration.

TVC looks like this always, and doesn't ever concentrate.

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo can lick the end of his own nose. And will, for crisps or a handful of peanuts.

 

[Dayvo]

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Dayvo can lick the end of his own nose. And will, for crisps or a handful of peanuts.
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SP can lick the end of his nose. And willy!

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo once ate a tin of Kennomeat for a bet and has been barking mad ever since.

 

[TVC]

Pete has a regular diet of Winalot, which explains his glossy coat and wet nose.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC is known as the Bogeyman to all the neighbourhood kids.

Not because he's scary but because he keeps all his nasal excretions in a shoebox which he carries round with him everywhere.

Uncle Mort is Green with envy nasal excretions

 

[accountantpete]

TVC's shoe box was donated to him by 26x25 and were for a pair of Wayfinders which he still has.

These have compass in the heel so that he can find his way home after a drunken evening and paw prints on the sole to scare the neighbours when there is snow about.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

acc'pete doesn't need props to scare his neighbours.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26x25 doesn't have any neighbours, they all moved out years ago.

 

[Dayvo]

TB's nearest neighbour is a tom-cat living in the adjacent dustbin to his!

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo says 'why have neighbours when you can have cell mates?'