twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Archie is actively supplying sp'99 with ideas for dosing up Speicher's wellies. It's a conspiracy.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
- Start date
- Status
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
26x25 knows it would only be a conspiracy if Toshiba Boy was involved.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Speicher wears Pink wellies these days. She was married in white wellies. She aspires to wear those green wellies as worn by the country upper crust.
swee'pea99
Squire
26 x 25 believes wellies are for wimps, but he does have a very sweet pair of bunny slippers, with twitchy pink noses on the front and big floppy ears that hang down the sides. He looks so cute in them that he has to remember not to go out front - neighbours have been known to hurl into the hedges, and 'er over t'road (who to be fair hasn't been the same since Jedward got knocked out) actually 'made a puddle' in the middle of her garden path.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
SP has been to the Screenplay Writer's Guild Coursework Seminar again.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
TVC is fluent in bumpkin
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
3BM is also fluent in bumpkin, but strangely enough, only after half dozen pints of scrumpy.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
TB has an elderly aunt in Taunton who regularly scales the local Bulmer's orchard wall where she always encounters a few early windfalls... must be the baked beans
swee'pea99
Squire
Archie_tect taught Gordon Ramsay everything he knows. No, not that Gordon Ramsay...Gordon Ramsay who lives at number 37. Gormless feller, absolute 'lights are on but nobody's home'.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
....and as SP knows, Gordon's pretty thick too!
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Archie_tect always makes sure he masticates thoroughly...............he gets terrible wind if he doesn't chew every mouthful for a full 60 seconds. He has jaw muscles like Desperate Dan.
swee'pea99
Squire
TB's more of a Dennis the Menace - always getting the slipper. Tho' not from his Dad; from a young lady called Marlene...
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
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TB's more of a Dennis the Menace - always getting the slipper. Tho' not from his Dad; from a young lady called Marlene...
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While SP99's "lady of choice" goes by the moniker "Beryl the Peril", and what she can do with a rolled copy of the Dandy.....
TB's more of a Dennis the Menace - always getting the slipper. Tho' not from his Dad; from a young lady called Marlene...
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While SP99's "lady of choice" goes by the moniker "Beryl the Peril", and what she can do with a rolled copy of the Dandy.....
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Toshiba Boy's dog is called Gnasher.
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