Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

MDB had a hand in Sooty and Sweep.

 

[TVC]

Archies appearance at the Royal Variety Performance lasted only 20 seconds when he opened his act with an impression of a white eared elephant.

 

[Archie_tect]

Remember when John Noakes got dragged by the baby elephant on blue Peter?

TVC was his stand-in.

 

[dellzeqq]

Archie_tect is a postmodernist, given to putting acanthus leaves on columns and ships prows on the corners of all his friezes. For shame!

 

[TVC]

dellzeqq thinks that the entire country should only drive fuchsia coloured auto mobiles. I seems quite reasonable that he should wish to see a pink car nation.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC has ditched the steering wheel and uses a bit of leather instead - he believes in rein car nation.

 

[TVC]

Accountantpete is the subject of a surprisingly large number of sea shanties.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC went to sea
Silver buckles on his knee
He'll come back and marry me
Bonny TVC

 

[Dayvo]

There was a man called 3 Bikes McGinty

He said he like riding them, didn’t he

One was a bike

The other was a trike

And the third one he rode into infinity

 

[ComedyPilot]

There was a young man from Norway
He went by the nme of Dayvo
He jumped up onto the mantlepiece
and p**d in his grandad's cocoa

 

[Dayvo]

Comedy Pilot

Lived in twighlight

And couldn’t see where to go

He walked in the door

And fell through the floor

Now he just does bugger all

 

[Archie_tect]

There was young man from Oslo,
Who started a Bike shop in Costco.
It said on the door
'Half Price!!' ...if not more,
It lasted a week. Silly Dayvo.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie' got his hat on, hip-hip-hip hooray
Archie's got his hat on and he's coming out today.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap had a hat once. He said it was a ten gallon hat but actually it was a two and a half litre hat.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea knows how to get a litre into a pint pot.