Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

3BM is a great lover of American police series from the 70s; his favourite being Starsky & Hutch!

He even owns a Ford Gran Torino and loves sliding across the bonnet and into the driving seat a la Starsky.

Unfortunately, and this is where the problem is, 3BM has a figure more akin to Frank Cannon, and has had to be prised out of his car on numerous occasions!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo likes to dress up like his favourite TV cops, Cagney and Lacey.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC models himself on Chief Wiggum

 

[Dayvo]

How did 3BM go from wanting to be a pioneer in the Wild West to a medical researcher?

He'd heard so much about the final front ear that he was adamant that he WOULD find it!

It was only on his arrival at medical college that he quickly humiliated himself in front of his would-be co-students, when it dawned on him.

Since then, he has set fire to over 50 hospitals and medical centres to try to erase the pain of humiliation.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo wanted to donate his body to medical research, sadly though they turned him down. What really hurt is the way they didn't even try to disguise their laughter.

 

[iAmiAdam]

TVC once tried to give a stage win to his lead out man. However, he then realised that he was dropped from the peloton at the 0.5km mark.

 

[Archie_tect]

Iamiadam thinks he is a dry pellet food for pets.

 

[TVC]

Archie thinks he can design buildings.

 

[Dayvo]

After all these years, TVC still thinks that Jack O'Nory is an Irish writer of children's stories.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo still hides behind the sofa whenever Doctor Who comes on - although nowadays this is to avoid the landlord who knows he watches the programme.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete spent the second world war hidden behind a false wall in the attic.

 

[swee'pea99]

tb spent most of the Vietnam war cowering in a deep shelter he'd dug in the back garden. People kept telling him that Vietnam was thousands of miles away, but he'd just look at them suspiciously, muttering 'so you say.'

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea99 was a leading member of the Lavender Hill Mob. Strange that when he gave evidence against his gang, Swee'pea came up smelling of roses.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher was in a gang from Dungeness but always came up smelling of ...

 

[ChrisKH]

Speicher was in a gang from Dungeness but always came up smelling of ...

Crabs?