Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Tosh has abandoned wearing clothes all together, claiming they impede his desire to get near to nature. He also refuses to go any where near Frome for the same reason. That and the ASBO as well.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC is known as the ASBO Kid in his town. He's collected so many he's in the Guiness Book of Crooks

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 25 talks to hamsters. Only really simple vocabulary mind, he knows they're not that smart and he doesn't want to embarrass them or make them feel inadequate. 

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 thought he liked the habitat and lifestyle of his own pet hamster, so he has completely filled his bedroom with straw and has built a large wheel in the lounge to exercise on (he is able to run on this ok, but hasn't mastered the rolling road effect on his bike yet.)

 

[TVC]

Tosh lives like an animal. A sloath to be precise, he just hangs around all day.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC also hangs around a lot looking out of his 24th storey window onto the bleakness that is Mandela Court.... he is a curtain after all [great-great-great-great grandson of Earnest Willoughby-Smythe-Curtain who was Queen Mary's hangman].

 

[accountantpete]

After a series of colds Archie heard about the Miasmic theory of how diseases spread and has now washed his socks.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap hasn't been ill in 27 years. Apart from the ear-fungus, obviously.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

SP99 is a veritable breeding ground for bugs. His most recent "achievement" was to "evolve" the H5N1 virus into an extra scary H5x10N1x10 variant - which, as its designation undicates, is 10 times more virulent.

 

[Archie_tect]

26x25 is a very good size for a carpet...

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is a good name for a practitioner of yoga.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

pete's idea for a new TV show called the 'Accountant of Monte Cristo' was poo-pooed by the BBC.

 

[Speicher]

SP99 is a veritable breeding ground for bugs. His most recent "achievement" was to "evolve" the H5N1 virus into an extra scary H5x10N1x10 variant - which, as its designation undicates, is 10 times more virulent.

Are you wearing indipants?

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher's been to the Taj Mahal. Not the one in India - the one in the High St where they do a lovely 'all you can eat for £9.99' buffet on a Sunday lunchtime. 

 

[Archie_tect]

SP's been at the tumeric again....