Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

AT doesn't really think that Oslo is in Sweden!

A_T eats Norwegians!

 

[TVC]

Archie dines on Whale burgers, to get them he sends his wife to Iceland.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC has never altogether trusted the number 27.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP [quote name='swee'pea99' timestamp='1286062068' post='1417736']
TVC has never altogether trusted the number 27.
[/quote]

SP has a nagging doubt about numbers 25 and 26 too... hmm, a conundrum Watson!

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect found a house, 2b Connaught Avenue. He thought he liked, but was not sure.
He could not make up his mind, 2b or not 2b.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher was puzzled over 2B or not 2B too - finally settled for an HB though.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher was puzzled over 2B or not 2B too - finally settled for an HB though.

3BMcG has a Cumberland Pencil Co. 32H pencil made in 1928 at their Keswick factory... he uses it every day and still hasn't sharpened it once.
He finds it very handy for punching through carbon fibre tubes.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie_tect likes to use green ink when he's writing to newspapers, MPs and leading public figures. It guarantees a respectful read - or so he has heard.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea used to use green ink for writing on his lily pad,

but no one could weed it!

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher uses brown ink but unfortunately as she can't write legibly no-one has a clue to-whit or to-who she is writing.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie always uses RED ink because he's still an angry young man.

 

[swee'pea99]

25 x 25 says there's nothing beats a crayon. Well, nothing other than fire or high explosives.

 

[Dayvo]

SP went to a sheepdog trial.

As soon as he saw those eyes, he knew the collie was guilty!

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo was once arrested for chastisement in an orderly fashion in the queue at his local rollmop stall. He accepted three counts for aggravated tutting and one of insolent malevolence, but got off with a warning and Sargeant Anika Nesheim.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie is the only person ever to have been arrested for football hooliganism at the Chelsea Flower Show.