Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Speicher is more than aware that girls shouldn't concern them selves with such things, and just concentrate on knitting and kittens.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC really shouldn't be allowed near kittens... he has been told before.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect really should not be handling other people's puppies.

 

[TVC]

Speicher's puppies have won prizes, she regularly shows them off at local competitions.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's bratwursts are the talk of Tadcaster's Bavarian market of a Sunday.

 

[TVC]

Archie's meat and two veg always impress at the monthly Sunday lunch meetings of the towns women's guild.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's recurring worry is that he will one day forget where he lives and return to No.7 Winchester Avenue.... the location for many episodes of The Bill.

 

[TVC]

Archie was for many years the landlord of the Winchester Club, a favourite drinking den for many comedy spivs and con men.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC has been Arfa...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has been known to chase off uninvited cyclists that stray onto his "Manor", foaming at the mouth and, as his dear old Mum is fond of saying, "Just being our Archie again, Gawd Bless Him!"

 

[Archie_tect]

Doing an 'Uncle Mort' is the local euphemism in the 'Waffle and Tulip' for being mortal, after Uncle Mort was found on successive Sunday mornings, sitting in the Vlaanderen Kanal, chatting comfortably with the indigenous crested newt population.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

After the incident with the cucumber and a large jar of marmite, to do an "Archie" has become infamous. Indeed, it is regarded as a virtual Holy Grail in Rugby Club circles.

 

[Archie_tect]

After the incident with the cucumber and a large jar of marmite, to do an "Archie" has become infamous. Indeed, it is regarded as a virtual Holy Grail in Rugby Club circles.

(Fame at last!)

Toshiba Boy is Vietnamese rhyming slang, but far be it for me to explain....

 

[Toshiba Boy]

(Fame at last!)

Toshiba Boy is Vietnamese rhyming slang, but far be it for me to explain....

Archie was at a wedding at the weekend, and had to excuse himself quickly when the waitress came round with a cucumber and marmite canape to go with the champagne.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy lives in a profoundly Borg influenced commune.