Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

In an effort to be a minimalist as possible, SP"no clutter"99, has one "utility" brush in his bathroom, used for; hair, teeth, toilet....

 

[Archie_tect]

TB, the ultimate minimalist, hasn't got a brush, or a wash basin, or even a toilet... he just has a floor drain, a small, sharpened birch twig, a cold water tap and a small dentist's mirror.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has a spacer off his headset which when heated reveals some sort of ancient writing.

He's now in training for a bit of a journey which may take in a Cat 1 climb.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP has a small tub with a conifer strapped to each fork of his bike, to make him think he's in the countryside when riding urban roads.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TB likes to ride Urban Roads. But Mrs Roads is very angry about that.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When riding through the countryside, 26x25 carries a loaded shotgun over his shoulder, just in case he's confronted by a dangerous wild animal, like a squirrel or a rabbit.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TB follows me on my bike rides to pick up, cook and eat the "road kill". His Fave dish is squirrelly rabbit pie with a dash of pheasant.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TB follows me on my bike rides to pick up, cook and eat the "road kill". His Fave dish is squirrelly rabbit pie with a dash of pheasant.

26x25 has been known to allow TB to pick up said road kill, prepare and cook it, then use his shotgun to hold up TB and nick said squirrelly rabbit pie with a dash of pheasant (however, the last time this happened, it wasn't a dash of pheasant TB put in the pie!).

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TB cannot cook to save his starving life

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Luckily, 26x25 likes his squirrel, rabbit, pheasant, hedgehog stew raw.

 

[accountantpete]

TB goes for a more classical menu - eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog.

 

[TVC]

A strict vegetarian, Pete sticks to the mantra "Never eat anything with eyes" He hasn't had a spud for 15 years.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC has a pathological hatred of Norfolk.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy thinks Norfolk is Bootiful.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP has Christmas Dinner with all the trimmings everyday of the year, except 25th December, when he has sardines on toast.