Post a lie about the poster above.

[badkitty]

Beanzontoast can make 427 different bird songs using only his own body.

 

[beanzontoast]

Badkitty can recognise 427 different bird songs.

 

[Aperitif]

badkitty likes to be sprayed all over with aerosol cream. But not past 'er eyes...

 

[Aperitif]

beansontoast posts after I do

 

[badkitty]

Hahahaha! very good...you made me laugh out loud!



Beanzontoast grew up believing that the music played by icecream vans meant that they had run out of icecream and lolllies.



Edit: as did Aperitif who posts faster than me.

 

[beanzontoast]

Aperitif always posts just before I do.

 

[badkitty]

Aperitif only has a pair of teeth.




edit. oops...all going wrong...am too slow, so will stop for a bit.

 

[beanzontoast]

Badkitty always gets between myself and Aperitif.

 

[NormanD]

beansontoast was a test pilot for Airfix

 

[Aperitif]

NormanD spends all his time on the landing.

 

[NormanD]

Aperitif opened the door to allow Neil Armstrong to walk on the moon

 

[Hilldodger]

NormanD invented the garden pond

 

[PaulB]

Hilldodger invented cheese.

 

[Mr Pig]

PaulB has a hairless dog called Polythene.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mr Pig has fashioned a life-size sculpture of Edith Piaf from flapjacks and has it hidden behind a false wall in the attic.