Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Pete has a season ticket for Stockport County. He gets to each game by paddling up the river.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC knows this because he actually owns Stockport County. Cost him over £200.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea has monopolised some hotels on Oxford Street. It cost him £10,000.

 

[Browser]

Speicher's well known along 'certain' parts of Oxford Street, know wot I mean guv!

 

[TVC]

Browser is well known in certain parts of Old Compton Street.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC resides on Mornington Crescent but hasn't got a clue where it is.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's new year resolution for 2010, was to answer every question asked of him in the year with the answer, "I'm sorry, I haven't a clue". Despite manfully sticking to this, and with less than two months to go, he is getting a little worried that none of his family, friends or colleagues, appear to have noticed the slightest difference.

 

[swee'pea99]

TB adopted the altogether racier 'Up yours you pathetic old fart!', and has the bruises to prove it.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea accepts his role as "Pathetic old fart".

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The Velvet Curtain accepts his roll - ham and cheese.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC spends most of his day playing bingo at the local retirement home - he does however manage to get some quality on-line time between games.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap has never been able to get on with bingo because he can't help adding VAT to all the numbers so whenever he calls house and they check they find he hasn't actually won by exactly 17.5%

 

[threebikesmcginty]

swee'pea99's got the wings for it but he never wins.

 

[TVC]

When someone shouts out "Two fat ladies" 3BMcG thinks his luck might be in.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC has the key to the door: 64