Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Speicher wanted to go to the Tyne but ended up under Lyme.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is putting together an expedition to attempt the first ascent of The Malvern Hills without the aid of oxygen. "It's suicide" commented a shocked Ranulph Fiennes when he heard the news.

He may be right, we all remember her disastrous solo climb of Lord Hereford's Knob when she nearly came to a sticky end.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's attempt at the accent of the Malvern dialect sounded more Geordie than anything else- he must practice.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect wanted to hire a folding mountain bike on his recent holiday.

Unfortunately there were no folding mountains for him to try it on.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher thought Ben Nevis was an Altura jacket.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo often has a hole in one

of his socks.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher loves cross-words. Angry and bloody-annoyed are among her favourites.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba tries to finish the crossword before his colleagues. He is always keen to get one across them.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher has recently become fascinated with the game of chess. It's amazing what she has been able to do with a pair of Bishops and a little pawn.

 

[Night Train]

Toshiba Boy is really known as Dell Boy in real life.

 

[Archie_tect]

TB hates draughts.... while Night Train prefers winking his tiddlies.

 

[accountantpete]

Night Train knows his station in life.... whilst Archie has lost the points.

 

[TVC]

Pete's always on the right track.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has recently had ear ache whenever he travelled on the Underground. It was diagnosed as a pain in the Euston Station Tube

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher was swearing like a trooper when she got to the end of the central line, Epping and blinding she was.