Post a lie about the poster above.

[TheDoctor]

Speicher uses a steam roller to do the ironing. She's very particular about the creases in her trousers.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor wears Crimplene trousers.

 

[Bollo]

Speicher sings in a nu-folk band called 'Nylon Gusset'.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Bollo has a static caravan in Wetwang

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG has a mobile home but sadly no wheels....

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect has one of those "designer" mobiles. Designed by Mothercare, little piggies and teddies flutter in the breeze.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher has a cell phone. Very handy since she got sent down for impersonating a police officer.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea has a Walkie-talkie. He finds it useless tho, as he cannot do two things at the same time.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher converses by semaphore using a flag consisting of a stick and a pair of y-fronts - she likes to keep messages brief.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap communicates using a complex ear-wiggling language of his own devising. Sadly, although he has devised it,  he has never actually taught it to anyone else, so the only thing he can really communicate is: 'look at my wiggly ears'.

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort took his pet octopus to the vet when it was unwell. The vet has now got sick squid.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher was quite poorly until Ralph arrived, then she was feeling Fiennes.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

After learning of the above occurence 3BM is now planning an Antarctic expedition.

 

[Archie_tect]

26x25 really shouldn't go to the Antarctic....he could expect a chilly reception.

 

[Dayvo]

AT is struggling to find sponsors for his (self-aclaimed) expedition to the West Pole.