Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Speicher is going around in circles, she keeps missing her exit on the M25.

 

[Speicher]

When TVC gets to a T-junction on his ride, he cannot decide between Earl Grey and Assam.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher knew Earl Grey before he became a beverage.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea likes to curl up at night with a hot chocolate, more specifically he likes to cuddle up to Errol Brown.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC was the Earl of Errol until his accident with the meat cleaver....

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Archie, underscore, tect was axed by the BBC. Harsh maybe but once you've met him...

 

[accountantpete]

Threebikesmcginty is known locally as The Grand Old Duke of York.

 

[Archie_tect]

Threebikesmcginty is known locally as The Grand Old Duke of York.

Unlike AP who has been likened to the Old Queen of Bangor Town.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie is Northumberland's foremost Maggie Thatcher tribute act, although he's finding bookings hard to come by.

 

[accountantpete]

This Christmas Toshy is flogging "pro-footballer" hair dryers to lads in the junior leagues.

He hopes that the appliances, which also play pre-recorded effing and blinding when switched on, will prepare lads for life in the adult world of football.

 

[TVC]

Pete's hobby is making Scottish footy referees cry.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC thinks it's still November.

 

[TVC]

Archie didn't make me check the calendar.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC is still using the Julian calendar, so it's March 1947 in the Curtain household

 

[Speicher]

26 by 25 had to march round to see April to tell her that he may be away next week.