Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Toshiba Boy has never been invited to a party given by the Higginbottom-Smythes, but every day he checks his post just in case.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC has a chip on his shoulder - chinese take-away type by the look of it.

 

[TVC]

If Uncle Mort had a pound for every time someone had commented on his above average intelligence, then he still wouldn't have enough money to buy a copy of The Sun.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is taking a case to the Small Claims Court and has hired the Country's top lawyer from Alton.

 

[colly]

Legally speaking, ACP is Alton on limb with this one.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

acc-pete chopped his t*dg*r off in an attempt to change sex. He attemted to Sue himself.

 

[TVC]

26x25 just tucks it between his legs and parades in front of the mirror in just his wife's high heels.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has to buy his own high heeled shoes.

 

[TVC]

No one could ever accuse Speicher of being well heeled.

 

[accountantpete]

Speichers shoes are made from chocolate bars - they're high heeled snickers.

 

[krushavik]

accountantpete has started to take singing lesson because some idiot said he looks like Cat Stevens.

 

[Speicher]

Krushavik finds it very difficult to remember tunes. He does remember Opal Fruits.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Poor Speicher, she had a bad week last week.
Firstly she went to the theatre to see what she thought was a musical version of The Pirates Of The Caribean, but it turned out there had been an error and it was The Pirates Of Penzance which she utterly detests. Then, if that wasn't bad enough, she bought what she was told were tickets for the Foo Fighters at Wembly, but, much to her horror, it turned out to be Marco Fu fighting for a place in the final of the Snooker championship taking place there.

Oh well, at least next week she has a ticket to go and see Alice in Wonderland, but don't tell her, it's actually Alice And The Machine.

 

[krushavik]

MDB is telling the truth because he dresses a usherette and sells rediculously priced ice cream at the interval and smiles while doing it.

 

[Speicher]

Krushavik and his elderly aunt share an interest in French Portraits. That, they insist, is why they went to see the film "Mona Lisa".