Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Rabbi TVC was soon rumbled when he started selling bacon butties at the local synagogue.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo made his fortune running a mobile beefburger van outside Oslo's weight loss clinic.

 

[TVC]

Pete made his fortune advising high powered business men how to avoid paying tax. I know that is not funny, but the inland revenue were fuming.

 

[colly]

AP is a well respected burgher of his town. Being a keen bicyclist he is known as the 'Mobile Burgher'

By profession he sells greasy flat lumps of gristle and meat in stale bread buns from a clapped out old Transit van.

''Get your burgers from the MobileBurgher burger van man'' is his catchy sales pitch.

 

[Speicher]

Colly sell burgers with a good selection of fried vegetables. He certainly knows his onions.

 

[colly]

Speicher is one of the original 'Onion Johnnies' who would sell their wares from door to door. She got lost and has been in the UK ever since.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher sold her mobile french fries van - she cashed in her chips.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly and Threebikesmcginty were in partnership selling chip shop oil under the trading name Greasy & Greasier - but no-one new which was which.

 

[Speicher]

ACP has studied the history of fish and chip shops in England. The chips were cooked in ancient grease.

 

[TVC]

Speicher went to investigate an assault at her local chippy. It turned out the cod had been battered.

 

[Speicher]

TVC forgot to mention the chips had been assualted.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Some people get descibed as being

'the face that launched/sunk a thousand ships'

but Speicher is better known as

'The face that ate a thousand chips'.

 

[postman]

MDB got thrown out of an Autoglass showroom .After he asked for a bag of chips .

 

[Speicher]

Postman once tried to clean his teeth with candy floss.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher once use Ajax to clean her bathroom, including wages and travel from Amsterdam it cost her over a £1,000,000.