Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Speicher has a criminal record, it's "Planet Jedwood". If you've ever heard it you would also know it's a crime.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC has done time behind bars - and he still can't pour a pint properly.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete has just completed a sandwich course. The next course is pudding.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has just completed a seven course banquet. There are seven chunks in a Caramel bar aren't there?

 

[accountantpete]

TVC counts every malteser in the bag prior to consumption - just to make sure there are 22 fully accounted for.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete names all his jelly babies before he bites their heads off.

 

[TVC]

Speicher prefers boy jelly babies because she gets just a little bit more jelly.

 

[accountantpete]

The bosses have stopped TVC taking his jelly babies to work - the pram deemed to be a fire hazard.

 

[TVC]

If you want to know where Jelly Belly got the idea for their name, it was after they saw Pete.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC was in the public viewing gallery during the court case over whether a Jaffa Cake is a cake or a biscuit every single day, and disagrees violently with the verdict even now.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker was also upset about the verdict. So much so that he threw a whole Vat of orange juice at the jury. Oh yes, and he told them there were taking the pith.



(Vat at that time was 12½ %).

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher should know that the case went to a peel and the original verdict was quashed.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC was quite marmaladed about it. He thought the jury should be toasted.

 

[TVC]

26x25 thinks I look like an accountant.

Also when he looks in a mirror he sees a bloke called 25x26

 

[Speicher]

When TVC looks in the Mirror, he searches for the football results and the tv schedules.