Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Pete keeps his money under a mattress. His reasoning is that no burglar will think of looking for valuables in the front garden.

 

[Speicher]

TVC thought up a new way of winning money when gambling. He asked his bookmaker if he could bet on his hedges. How fast would they grow?

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher only bets on dead certs.

Unfortunately she hasn't got the nerve to kill the living ones she finds.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo controls all the Cock fights in Norway.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC is an avid fan of cock farting.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo controls all the Cock farts in Norway.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC wondered if his friend, Fanny, farted.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo can always be relied on to raise a conversation out of the gutter.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC hasn't got a clue what I'm he's talking about.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo loves the smell of queef in the morning.

 

[TVC]

Pete loves the smell of Swarfega in the morning.

 

[krushavik]

TVC doesn't know what mornings are.

 

[Speicher]

Krushavik is looking forward to seeing that new American film about the Early morning News team, what's it called? Morning Glory.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is not a morning person, she is more of a night owl.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is not English and goes out in the mid-day sun.