Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

When searching for a good place for breakfast, 26by25 reads the reviews by Egon Toest.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher was once chief of the Brown Owls. The Girl Guides/Brownies have never been the same since.

 

[TVC]

26x25 was once a Girl Guide. That is to say he was always interested in guiding girls, the court case put a stop to that.

 

[Speicher]

TVC wanted to help the local Rescue services on their practice sessions.

They told him to get lost.

 

[TVC]

Speicher worked at the coal yard until they gave her the sack, then she moved onto the rope factory where she was told to get knotted. She also left her job at the Falconry Centre where some bloke kept giving her the bird.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC was sacked from his job with BT at 3pm after going to the loo 44 times that day - at 3.04pm he received his P45.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC was given the party organiser's job for the brewery he was employed by. It was a roaring success

Remember this is the lie thread

 

[Speicher]

26by25 has a very bad aim. He can never work out the correct trajectory when throwing edible round baked items after they have been removed from the oven.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is really the lady Mayoress of Bishop Stortford.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC is joint Mayor of the posh bit of Leicester - the other one does a day shift and TVC is a night Mayor.

 

[TVC]

3BMcG insists on wearing cricket pads in bed.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC's been caught ball tampering on more than one occasion.

 

[Dayvo]

3BM hasn't quite worked out that the cricket box isn't worn on his nose.

But, as he says, it's still a comfortable fit...!

 

[krushavik]

Dayvo wears the cricket box on his knees when begging forgiveness off his wife.

 

[Speicher]

Krushavik's cricket team had twelve players turn up at a friendly match one day, whereas the other team only had ten players. Krushavik was chosen to bat for the other side.