Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB was the first donor ever to go overdrawn at his local Sperm Bank.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba Boy has never used one as, as his name suggests, is just a boy. But it IS one of his life's ambitions when he grows up - he wants to be the biggest self-gratification artist in town!

 

[colly]

MDB got quite excited when he first heard about sperm whales. He was desperately disappointed when he realised the truth of the matter.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is still humping his owners armchairs on a regular basis. It wouldn't matter much, but he isn't a young dog anymore, and even intervention by the vet hasn't deterred him any, seeing as it can get a bit embarrassing when visitors come.

His owners are just glad he's a Colly and not a Shitzu though.

 

[colly]

MDB visited a sh*t zoo once. All they had was one small dog in a kennel.

 

[Speicher]

Colly had a Golden Retriever called Kenny. He would throw a stick and then say, with pride, "Ken'll fetch that".

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher has had 4 BSA motorbikes for sale and people have been and bought the Bantam,Starfire and Thunderbolt.

Sadly no-one has been to inspect her Beaver yet.

 

[Speicher]

ACP has a very large trailer to sell. People will be coming to see his Monocoque later today.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher tells me that she is meeting a friend who works in the local coachworks later. Apparently, he has been applying vinyls to the side of a trailer, and he wants her to help him pull some off.

 

[TVC]

MDB enjoys his work at the avian slaughterhouse, nothing he likes better than to choke the chicken.

 

[Speicher]

I really do not want to go into details about TVC's work at the Zoo. Suffice to say he had to admonish the monkeys when they misbehaved.

 

[TVC]

Speicher lost her job at Costa Coffee for flicking the bean all over the shop.


(I can't believe I just wrote that one )

 

[colly]

TVC was once an engineering apprentice. Nothing he liked better than helping the chief engineer to polish up his knob.

 

[TVC]

Colly thinks his big end might have gone.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC tells me that he has invented a 'Swiss Army' Hoover, which can do various tasks about the house and has the Patent pending. He already has an advertising contract on the Telly, but the response by the execs has been oddly subdued and poor TVC cannot work out why.

The day the Suck Bang And Blow goes on sale, he will be a millionaire despite what THEY think!