Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy makes the clogs for mice who live in Windmills in Amsterdam. He also teaches them how to dance.

 

[colly]

Speicher goes clip-clippity-clop on the stairs, oh yeah.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly has got 3 wheels on his Volkswagen

 

[Speicher]

ACP was booorrrnnnn uuuunnnnddderrrrrr aaa wwwaaaannnddderrrrinnng star.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is often heard to shout "Whip Crack Away", but she certainly isn't dressed like Doris Day.

 

[colly]

TVC is going deaf. What he heard Speicher shout was...............''Whip your crack away''..............to a passing naturist.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly had to have his bits and surrounding area shaved when he had his balls removed by the vet. All the other dogs had a good laugh at him, but at least he was spared the sight himself as he had to wear on of those lampshades.

 

[TVC]

MDB is no stranger to mange.

 

[colly]

Uncle Mort really, really enjoyed delivering papers to TVC.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

But Colly especially enjoys the paper boy's bottom, AND they seem to have a high turn over, so he's never short of new young bums to investigate. Every paper Boy who has visitied Colly's owners garden over the last few years can claim to have been taken from behind by Colly.

 

[Speicher]

MDB used to deliver papers when he was a lad. The owner of the Newspaper shop decided that all the paper boys, and girls, were dawdling when on their delivery round. So he decided to motivate them by having a race and devised a course for them to sprint round. MDB won this race, and very happily received the trophy. What was the race called?


The NewSprint Challenge.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher tells me that she has been in training for a tug of war competition organised by a teacher friend, and is to be done against the 6th year boys team for charity, seeing as, beleive it or not, she is in fact last year's Regional Champion.

Apparently they can't wait for her to dig her heels in, get a really good grip, and gamely pull them off, one by one like a trooper, getting all wet and dirty in the process.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Mad Doug Biker is lined up to be the next Doctor Who

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Angelfish still thinks that Doctor Who is real and has been waiting patiently for him to come and take him away for the last 40 years. He did start to have major doubts in his mid 30s, but ever since the Doctor returned to the telly, he is once again in doubt that one day they will meet.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

You are supposed to post a lie

Mad Doug Biker rides a Raliegh Chopper with a customized 4 speed gear set and a dayglo pink saddle.