Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whereas MDB is far from harmless. Locally known as Dangerous Doug the bicycle clip loon.

Whilst Colly is known as

'The Beast Of Saltaire Moor'

he has ravished a few sheep up there, hence his name, but, to be honest, he still much prefers a table leg.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker likes Wensleydale Cheese and wears the Wrong Trousers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher likes it when I don't wear any trousers at all.

 

[TVC]

MDB has never had a restraining order taken out against him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has never had a restraining order taken out against him.

Oi, its meant to be a lie!!

TVC had a restraining order, and was not to go within 500 miles of Fred Dibnah after saying that he'd love to play with his big end.

 

[TVC]

MDB is the love child of Fred Dibnah and Bob Todd.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC''s terrified of Hilda Baker... she knows y'know.

 

[TVC]

Archie has never said anything to give away his age.

 

[Archie_tect]

Alas, TVC has just been mortified.

 

[Dayvo]

AT has just been castrated - for the second time!

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo is talking balls as usual.

 

[TVC]

Pete has been cut off at source.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

There hasn't been nanotechnology invented small enough yet to remove TVC's.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is the local football team's mascot - pellie (geddit?)

Here he is - notice the corset trying to pull the waist in!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is the local football team's mascot - pellie (geddit?)

Here he is - notice the corset trying to pull the waist in!

....And the guy in that suit is just as good at football than the entire team!

Anyway, after a spelling error whilst ordering a mascot outfit, Scunthorpe United sacked ACP on the spot when it was delivered!

They later sent it to Russell Brand.