Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Uncle Mort was the inspiration for 'Spawney Get'.

 

[TVC]

Colly was the inspiration for the song "Smelly Cat"

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The Velvet Curtain eats more crisps than anyone else in Europe.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBM has changed his name by Deedpoll to Mr Tudor.

 

[TVC]

MDBs second job is as a party planner for Tupperwear.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Which TVC loves as he happens to have a fetish for the stuff.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB doesn't respond immediately to every post... despite being in the 2012 British Olympic Fencing Team.

 

[TVC]

Archie has been training hard in preparation for the 2012 Olympics, it has been his life long dream to represent his country in the worlds premier sporting arena. However, his family haven't the heart to tell him Tiddlywinks isn't an Olympic sport.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC laughs at Archie's folly as he knows that HIS sport is. Extreme Ironing.

 

[TVC]

MDB is fully aware that Extreme Ironing was invented in The Black Horse Pub in Leicester. A pub which I can see from my study window whilst I'm typing this.

 

[Speicher]

At 8pm this evening, TVC will be able to see his study window from the pub.

 

[TVC]

By 9pm this evening, Speicher will be able to see the pub ceiling from the pub floor.

 

[Speicher]

By 10pm this evening, TVC will be admiring the skill of the woodwork on the underside of the table in the pub.

 

[TVC]

By 11pm Speicher will be admiring the clear star festooned sky from the park bench where she recently passed out.

 

[Speicher]

By midnight, TVC will discover he has lost his keys, and will be joining me on the park bench.