Whilst at Waitrose the other day, the checkout girl asked Archie if he needed any help with packing his bags. Unfortunately, Arch took great offence to this and Bitch slapped her, before storming out, carrying his Toilet Duck defiantly as he went.
He might be 87 on his bike, but he often feels 127 in Waitrose!
3BM has been corresponding for 5 years now to Lionel "Mad Dog" Sanchez, who is on Death Row in the US.
It started out as a simple, friendly exchanging of letters organised via 3BM's local YMCA, but now, somehow, he finds himself booked on a flight to Texas next month, to get married to "Maddie". He hasn't the heart to tell him of his true identity, and is hoping against hope that "Maddie's" latest clemency hearing is unsuccessful!
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