Post a lie about the poster above.

[postman]

The Velvet Curtain is actually locked behind a door tonight .Having just got showered he answered the door in the buff .Only after asking "Whos there "

"It's a blind woman " came back the reply .

So he opened the door.

"Hello" she said .

"i'm from Hilary's blinds ,come to give your wife a quote as requested "

His case comes up in the morning .

 

[Archie_tect]

Postman has a clause in his contract which allows him to deliver post by bicycle anywhere from Land's End to John O'Groats.

So far his quickest time for First Class is 6 days and 27 minutes.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie berates his local postman if he doesn't ring twice.

 

[Dayvo]

CG thinks that Riverdance is an Irish term for treading water.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo bottles his treaded water and markets it to Soho cafe culture as "L'Eau du Pied". It has sulphurous notes with a hint of sock.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is up for a starring role in the re-make of George & Mildred although which part he will actually get has still to be decided.

 

[Speicher]

ACP is practising his fire breathing skills. This is for his part in George and the Dragon. Sid James will be George.

 

[TVC]

Pete was in the original series of George and Mildred, he starred as Brian Murphy's moustache.

 

[TVC]

Speicher also played Jootha Joyce's moustache.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC played Blakey's moustache

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP gets a note perfect E flat from his.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher also played Jootha Joyce's moustache.

TVC should stop saying such horrible things about me, just cos I am the only or I will

 

[TVC]

Speicher is fully aware I have a soft spot for her.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC has got a soft spot for Speicher, he's found a patch of quicksand near Poole.

 

[colly]

The character of Sandy in 'Round the Horne' was based on 3BM.