Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Speicher is never seen without her wellies, in fact she's looking for a pair with kitten heels for formal occasions.

 

[Speicher]

TVC is looking for some Leiderhösen. He won't find them in the garden centre with the watering cans.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has memorised the Swiss railway timetable.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC is a model railway enthusiast and chocolate lover.

He loves building Switzerland, using Toblerone as mountains. They don't have time to melt as he always scoffs them first.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo is proud of the model of the Forth Rail Bridge he built entirely out of matchmakers. It's minty modelling perfection.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher has memorised the Swiss railway timetable.

That is very nearly not a lie!!

I could probaby draw a map of the train routes in Switzerland from memory. As they use the "hourly" timetable, ie trains from x to y depart at z minutes past the hour, none of this "Trains every ninety minutes" nonsense, I could help you with your timetable enquiries.

 

[Speicher]

TVC is always very reluctant to Ngauge in conversation with Railway modellers.

 

[Archie_tect]

Unfortunately Speicher only got as far as the 'B's so as long as you want to commute between Berne to Basel... forget Zurich or she'll get ratchety

 

[TVC]

Living in Northumberland, Archie has heard of trains, but he's not yet actually seen one.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC is unaware of Stephenson...he designed a rocket but sadly it never took off.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect has eaten rocket, but prefers lettuce.

 

[colly]

Speicher has the idea that lettuce is a sacred holy food.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly still gets terribly confused about holy water, as he's never seen water with holes in it before, and he's a bit scared that his owners will give him some in his bowl one day, as surely it would leak through the holes in itself and somehow disappear (quite how and where it would escape too he has never yet worked out. Possibly into one of those rather scary sounding black holes which he sometimes hears of on the TV or something).

He has managed to pacify himself in recent times after coming to the rather hopeful conclusion that they must in fact get it out of a hole (but not a black hole), a theory which is backed up in Colly's mind as he sometimes drinks water from the hole in the toilet.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker likes Colly so much, he is thinking about getting a Colly puppy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher thinks that 'The Collywobbles' refers to sheepdogs over the age of 15.