Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

MDB know how to romance a lady. A curry, a few pints, and a couple of rounds of darts before grabbing a large kebab on tbe way home. Sorted.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC knows this fine well, except that he also includes the highly romantic and surefire lure for a woman - puking in the street.

 

[TVC]

Curry, beer, darts, a kebab and throwing up. MDB is clearly trying to chat up Speicher.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC hangs himself every night to let the creases drop.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect's trousers get bigger every day. He does not hang his trousers up neatly before he goes to bed. The next morning he finds them increases.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Curry, beer, darts, a kebab and throwing up. MDB is clearly trying to chat up Speicher.

Oh come now! there's no park bench involved (yet).

How about it Speicher? eh? eh?

TVC hangs himself every night to let the creases drop.

Due to a rare medical condition, Archie has to iron his bum crack every morning.

 

[Speicher]

Oh come now! there's no park bench involved (yet).

How about it Speicher? eh? eh?

MDB knows that I prefer older men.

The only parking I would like to see you do is Bentley convertible.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB knows that I prefer older men.

The only parking I would like to see you do is Bentley convertible.

What, is she a relation to Carlotta Fagina by any chance??

Anyway, Speicher tells me that I have no chance in hell unless I am an Italian Alpha male, a real Alpha Romeo in fact, which is a HUGE departure from her past, seeing as she is a close relative of Samantha and all.

Why, Speicher is famous for never letting a point drop, so I wonder what I have done wrong

 

[TVC]

In car terms MDB is most like a TVR. Looks flash from a distance, but is badly assembled and breaks down far too often.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC lifestyle resembles a Lotus... Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious.

 

[colly]

Archie is the Austin Allegro of Cyclechat.

 

[Ludwig]

Colly has done for cyclechat what Julian Clarey has done for rugby league

 

[accountantpete]

Ludwig's chewing gum does lose it's flavour on the bedpost overnight

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP eats discarded chewing gum...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie has done for Cycle Chat what large hammers have done for small frogs.