Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

TVC sadly couldn't make it to the Star Trek all-nighter as he was attending a Battlestar Galactica convention.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC only works at night... but you can't draw him.

 

[TVC]

Archie always enjoyed drawing pretty pictures of houses when he was a kid. Nothing has changed except now he gets £80 an hour for doing it.

 

[accountantpete]

You'd now get 10 years for doing what TVC enjoyed doing as a kid!

 

[Blue_icicle]

The Velvet Curtain is about to change into a Lightweight Voile Panel for the summer.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

You'll often find Blue_icicle hanging around, leaving small puddles on the floor.

 

[Archie_tect]

Had TB seen the police car then, obviously, he wouldn't have done or said what he did.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect is not going to tell us what he did to end up behind bars.


Is it because he could not find work anywhere else?



Oh yes, so now he is drawing pints.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is often found propping up the bar, or is it being propped up by the bar, no one dare get close enough to find out after her ninth double Baileys.

 

[colly]

TVC is always hanging round The Old Bailey.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB broke into Ch.
(This thread is two years old at the end of the month, can we make it to 1000 pages of puerile drivel?)

I'm sure we can try, but first, I broke into where? Switzerland??

You'd now get 10 years for doing what TVC enjoyed doing as a kid!

ACP is already looking forwards to the resulting 10 year olds when he gets out.

Speicher is often found propping up the bar, or is it being propped up by the bar, no one dare get close enough to find out after her ninth double Baileys.

TVC only needs to have a half pint of Lager and Shandy and he's anyones!

 

[colly]

Mad Doug ............missed the boat yet AGAIN

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug ............missed the boat yet AGAIN

Colly doesn't really like boats all that much. they always feel stupidly wobbly and he's scared he'll fall overboard. Besides, you can't really chase them barking your head off the same way as you can the Postman.

 

[colly]

When he is in the bath Mad Doug likes to sail his toy boat round the horn.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When he is in the bath Mad Doug likes to sail his toy boat round the horn.

Oooh err Speicher missus!

Like all dogs worth their salt, every time Colly has a bath, he makes sure that his owners get just as wet as he does.