Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Colly's leg has dry rot. Curiously though not his wooden leg, his real one.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Every spring, TVC needs to strip down and then re - Creosote his manboobs, before adding a nice top coat of varnish.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug has just bought a new bike - it's a Felt AR5E

 

[Fnaar]

Accountant Pete's live-in plumber invented the satsuma.

 

[KEEF]

Fnaar has found a new use for Satsumas .his local Fruit Merchant is raking in the cash

 

[colly]

Keef had a starring role in 'Time Bandits'

 

[Speicher]

Colly has a passing resemblance to Antonio Banderas.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher never lets a day go by without thinkabout Antonio.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Accountant Pete's live-in plumber invented the satsuma.

Speicher is currently 42,357,321,789,456,987th in the Tour de France.

 

[Dayvo]

3BM is so taken with the polka dot jersey and has decided to order one of those dresses so beautifully worn by the podium girls.

 

[accountantpete]

At the local feminist meeting Dayvo always tries to start an argument as to which is the more attractive - podium girls or F1 umbrella dollies.

 

[Fnaar]

Accountantpete's butler was the inspiration for the Blackpool Tower

 

[Hover Fly]

Fnaar has been giving his butler old beef leg bones to gnaw on as it keeps his teeth from growing too much.

 

[colly]

Hover Fly is like a dog with a bone. Always the same old beef.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly has taken up Art recently, and likes to do abstracts and realism pieces.

His latest 'work', which is causing quite a stir at his local Art class is made up of his owner's old shopping list which Colly dug out of the bin and glued onto a sweet wrapper (making sure every molecule of sweet had been licked off beforehand, obviously), and which Colly has given one of his 'deeply profound' names. God Eating A Carrot.

He's already tipped to be the first ever Dog to win the Turner Prize with it, and Tracy Emin even took him for a walk the other day!