Post a lie about the poster above.

[Sittingduck]

lisa21 is a Blackjack cheat!

 

[TVC]

Lisa is well aquanted with the Velvet Curtain in America

 

[Lisa21]

TVC had extensive plastic surgery in a Berlin side street practice to make him look like his avatar.

 

[TVC]

ditto Lisa

 

[Lisa21]

All I need to do to look like mine is stop shavin my legs


TVC paints the webbing between his toes with red nail polish

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Lisa21 has a permanently wet nose, but tells everyone that at least she's healthy.

 

[Lisa21]

TB is jealous of lisas ability to cock her leg on lamposts. Everytime he tries he falls over and wees all down his leg

 

[Aperitif]

Lisa is a mona... (sp)

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Lisa21 takes forever to complete a ride, as she has to stop at every other lamp-post

 

[Aperitif]

Toshiba Boy takes forever to complete a comment, as he has to stop at every other post...

 

[postman]

In my neck of the woods Aperitif woudn't have a leg to stand on

 

[Lisa21]

Aperetif lives in Heathrow airport and once made a film about himself where he was played by Tom Hanks.Yoda was deemed more suitable but had other commitments

 

[TheDoctor]

Lisa21 is really 12.
Postman isn't mean, but he does live in a wood.

 

[Lisa21]

Postmans late

 

[TVC]

Lisa likes swapping posts with chubby middle aged men