Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Speicher keeps Errol Brown in her cellar.

 

[colly]

TVC is to interior furnishings what Jeremy Clarkson is to anti-gravity machines.

 

[Speicher]

Colly always puts an anti-macassar on his soft furnishings.

 

[colly]

Speicher is made from anti matter. Maybe it's why she wears anti mascara.

 

[TVC]

For Colly it's a case of mind over matter. We don't mind, and he doesn't........

 

[colly]

TVC knows what's the matter.










It's the stuff that comes out of spots.

 

[TVC]

Colly is world famous in Leeds for his ice sculptures.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort enjoys looking at busts.

 

[TVC]

Pete collects pictures of knockers, his favourite is an ornate brass one on the door of wells Cathedral.

 

[Speicher]

ACP TVC wants to improve his breast stroke. He is currently taking swimming lessons. Flipping heck.

 

[TVC]

That's not a fairy on the top of Speicher's tree

 

[Speicher]

TVC has some furries at the bottom of his garden.

 

[TVC]

The rumours about Speicher and her furrie bottom are not true, Colly told me.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC is ineffectually trying to deflect blame onto Colly... little does he know Speicher has the nose of a drug busting springer spaniel about such things.

[...something is nagging me that I could have phrased that better]

 

[colly]

Archie is a bit of an old war horse.

You know the signs..................Big yellow teeth, moth eaten appearance, drops stuff from his mouth when eating, farts a lot and craps all over the road.