Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

[I can only apologise...]

Colly knows a thing or two about old nags.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect once looked a gift horse in the mouth. He immediately took five steps backwards.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher can sell you Rocking Horse manure, makes an excellent talking point at dinner parties.

 

[Archie_tect]

Uncle Mort is looking forward to having 3BMcG for Christmas dinner... makes a change from turkey.
[pah-dum...tish!]

 

[accountantpete]

Pah-dum...tish is the sound that Archie makes trying to find the lavatory bowl in the dark.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

To save time, AP has had a urinal put on the wall of every room in his house.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TP's alright, he keeps a bowl under the bed.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P's almost potty trained.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh is just plain potty.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's potty has a floral pattern on it, beautifully decorated with tiny, wee, flowers all round it.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh is very often described as "po faced".

 

[Cheddar George]

Uncle Mort fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

 

[dellzeqq]

Cheddar George is from Cheshire

 

[Mr Phoebus]

All of Dellzeqq's knee bandages are monogrammed.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P's only wears stockings of the very finest silk. He claims that they aid his post ride recovery, but we have our doubts.