Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

It was Mr P's first ever go at being a still life model for his local art group last night.

Unfortunately, the heating broke down at the community centre, and there was very little to be seen of our Mr P after that.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TB has made his home a shrine to Olive from On The Buses.

 

[Cheddar George]

Mr P has been banned from his local bus service as he has a compulsion to shout "i hate you Butler !" at the driver.

 

[Dayvo]

CG is looking forward to the spring so he can wear his latest top:

 

[Jane Smart]

Dayvo is not jealous at all of CG ~ with his new top

 

[colly]

Jane's last modelling job was for a cycling top manufacturer.

 

[ACS]

Colly knows because he got 'spoken to' by the local constabluary for peeping at Jane who was modelling for a cycling top manufacturer because he was standing in their favourite spot.

 

[uphillstruggler]

Acs WAS 'that' local constabulary until an unsavory moment, getting stuck to 'that' spot.

He hasn't really spoke about it since.

 

[ACS]

Uphillstruggler was holding the ladder for me

 

[Archie_tect]

ACS knows nothing about the workings of glamour shoots...

 

[colly]

Nothing our Archie likes more than to 'glam up' and go out on the pull.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly is unable to pull, only push.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh spends many happy hours here....

[edit: Picture of Mr Larson's "Medway School for the Gifted" removed for copyright reasons... sorry, Mr Larson]

 

[Fnaar]

Uncle Mort does a great Nina Simone impressiom... but only if the song is in Portuguese.

 

[Speicher]

Fnaar can speak fluent Maltese. He just puts a lot of small round chocolates in his mouth and then tries to talk.