Post a lie about the poster above.

[Ludwig]

Archie-tect bought some HP sauce but it took him 2 years at 12p a week to pay for it

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I'm not saying Ludwig has a toilet cleaning fetish, but his work colleagues all call him Mr Duck.

 

[TVC]

Tosh is sitting at his computer wearing his favourite onesie.

 

[colly]

Onesie?

TVC never posts about things 'normal' people have to look up on the net.

 

[Fnaar]

Instead of "onesie", Colly accidentally googled "threesome", and is now frantically working out how to stop all those pop up windows for dates in Tunbridge Wells with Mr and Mrs Strangely.

 

[TVC]

Fnaar claims he's never been to Tunbridge Wells

 

[Kleban]

TVC hails from Tunbridge Wells ...

 

[colly]

Mr and Mrs Strangely are firm friends with Kleban. In fact he is always round 'theirs'.

 

[Kleban]

Colly stole the American Dream ...

 

[Ludwig]

Kleban had his heart stolen by a starship trouper

 

[The Jogger]

Ludwig no longer has a lycra fetish

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The Jogger is really an old Etonian, champagne swilling toff called Jasper.

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG is often seen kissing everyone in sight down Balham High Road

 

[Kleban]

Arhie_tect's IQ is so bad that he owes MENSA 32 1/2 points ...

 

[Cubist]

Kleban in an ancient Mongolian dialect means "that small piece of tissue paper that sticks to the foreskin"