Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

It's Cubist's round.

 

[Cubist]

Speicher tries very hard to resist the temptation, but always manages to order a double entendre

 

[Archie_tect]

Cubist has a permanently surprised look.

 

[Cubist]

Whereas nothing has surprised Archie since last May

 

[Archie_tect]

Well, you said it was an organic parsnip, but I've not seen someone do that before....

 

[colly]

Archie likes to butter Cubist's parsnip.

 

[TVC]

A carrot and two sprouts has Colly in hysterics every Christmas day lunch. His family are getting rather bored of it.

 

[Kleban]

TVC thinks milk shake comes from dancing cows

 

[Kleban]

Uncle Mort used to be a Matador but the bulls had no respect for him. In fact, the bulls relished every opportunity they had to chase him down the streets of Pamplona ... Ole' ...

 

[Archie_tect]

Kleban has just ironed his Christmas vest.

 

[Speicher]

Archie has just ordered his Turkey













to get into the oven, right now!

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher did all her Christmas shopping in Poundland this year.

 

[TVC]

The Doc isn't buying a turkey, he's sitting up waiting for Santa with his hunting rifle. If all goes to plan its a nice rib of venison this year.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC can't afford venison- it's too dear.

 

[Kleban]

Did you know that accountantpete spends his Thursday evenings playing online bingo