Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

What Colly did with the downstairs maid ensures that he will never be invited to shot with the Duke of Devonshire again.

 

[colly]

TVC enjoys being 'in-service'.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly could never wait.

 

[colly]

Archie remembers that secret assignation with m'lady. The urgent, whispered entreaty.......''Take me Archie, take me. I'm fizzing at the clopper''

 

[accountantpete]

colly has been at the Mills & Boon again...

 

[Archie_tect]

AP 's been studying cockney rhyming slang.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Being Autistic, Archie takes Cockney Slang literally and the last time he heard it, he proceeded to go the Butchers for a hook, before handing it to a rather bemused Mr Bennet.
The local Greengrocer is also getting curious as to why Archie needs so many Apples and Pears, I mean, it can't be doing his digestion any good, THAT'S for sure!!

I'll leave 'The Blower Incident' for another day.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug is Brahms again.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly can't spell Lizdt, Lidzt, Li...

 

[colly]

Archie is Brahms again.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

colly is lisztless.

 

[TVC]

'Wolfgang" was the final word 3BMcG shouted to his friend Mozart just before they were attacked by a gang of wolves.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC has composed his shopping list for his weekly trip to Grieg's The Bakers.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP is a mental son.

 

[colly]

Don't worry, Archie has a Handel on things.