Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Mr P is a full tosser

 

[Speicher]

ACP has been known to bowl a maiden over. It was in the finals of the Sheddenham Cup, and Reverend Smythe-Jonsys had to run to the Maiden's rescue.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is kept polished on one side so she swings better.

 

[colly]

TVC always keeps his silly mid on.

 

[TVC]

Colly owns a box, but has very little to keep in it.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has a wicket sense of humour, and knows no boundaries.

 

[colly]

Speicher knows quite a bit about line and is really keen on finding about length.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

colly's got history when it comes to tampering with balls.

 

[colly]

3BM goes in when he pads up and comes off when he gets out.

 

[Speicher]

TBM Colly has gone out with a duck.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Speicher is applying for a Swiss visa

 

[colly]

CP is right on the ball.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

colly's at silly mid off. Again.

 

[Speicher]

When the visiting team from Barlow-in-the-Moles has not got enough players, TBM has been known to bat for the other side.

 

[colly]

Speicher knows ALL the uses of linseed oil.