Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Archie and his twin..........AKA The Golden Arches.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Not that Colly's mum loved to shop, but his full name is John Lewis Mark Spencer.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh's name is Esco - they didn't have any tea in at the time.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP still cannot bring himself to walk down Aisle12 at the local Waitrose, after the incident at the Deli counter. He's not been able to eat Salami since.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

TB has realised that to speak boldly of one's own saucisson is small honour in Imperial Japanese town of Minehead.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Whenever venturing out on his velocipede, Monsieur Remings always tucks his tackle away a la Sumo style.

 

[colly]

Tosh always fits 'women specific' saddles to his bikes. It makes those miles just so much more thrilling.

 

[TVC]

Colly prefers to ride side saddle.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC wears cycling jodhpurs to emphasise his lower physique.

 

[TVC]

Pete never goes out on his bike without his sports bra, saves the chance of a black eye if he hits a pot hole.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC's new range of cycling specific mankinis have not been a huge success.

 

[marafi]

Toshiba lives near a river.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Marafi is a centre-forward at the Africa Cup Of Nations, playing for Equatorial Guinea and hopes to land an expensive deal in England, playing for Harry Redknapp's bench.

 

[marafi]

Monsieur Remings is really an ancestor of the moustache man.

 

[accountantpete]

Marafi is the answer to the question - If a ram (you can guess the rest).