Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

AP, UK Connect Four Champion, 1978.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh's lost his wink.

 

[colly]

Tosh, runner up UK Connect Two Championships, 1978.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly, dog-eared and mangy.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TB thinks a ganglion is a pride of big cats.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Columbo got the idea of the dirty mac from Rocky.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P has decided to move up market, so has pebble-dashed his shed.

 

[TVC]

Tosh regularly pebble dashes the toilet pan.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC, found once again, draped seductively across the living room window, or that's what he thought. The Police have been round to "have a word".

 

[TVC]

Tosh looks forward to retirement when he can become a legitimate burden on the state.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC describes it as corkscrew shaped, and he has his doctor completely baffled.

 

[colly]

TVC timbers have never shivered in his life.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

There's nothing Colly likes better than a good old fashioned keel-hauling.

 

[colly]

Now Tosh has let the cat out of the bag.

 

[Speicher]

Colly was on his way to St Ives when he met a man who had seven wives.