Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mr Phoebus]

Pete regularly stands in the biscuit aisle and screams "TRIO! TRIO! I WANT A TRIO AND I WANT ONE NOW!!!"

 

[colly]

In the year 25 25................. Mr P will still be alive.

 

[TVC]

Mr P doesn't spend all his spare cash on biscuits, sometimes he'll buy a bottle of banana flavoured milk as well.

 

[colly]

TVC never ignore me.

 

[Speicher]

TVC likes coconut milk.

 

[colly]

Neither does Speicher

 

[TVC]

Speicher isn't strong enough to suck a Maccy D milk shake up through the straw, she prefers to use a spoon.


Colly hasn't been around for a while, I'm getting concerned, anyone know if he's OK?

 

[colly]

TVC comes out with some cracking wheezes.









Anyone seen his inhaler?

 

[Ludwig]

Colly lost his job on the building site because he is a hod fearing man

 

[TVC]

Ludwig refused to give Ozzy Osbourne a tattoo because he wont work on the Sabbath.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC has Hats and Lowe tattooed on his nuckles.

 

[Hover Fly]

Beancounterpete has no letter k on his keyboard.

 

[accountantpete]

HF knows perfectly well that I can spell proper.

 

[TVC]

Pete has 'It's you, idiot' tattooed backwards on his forehead.

 

[colly]

ACP TVC is busy polishing his toboggan.









It's all down hill from here.