Post a lie about the poster above.

[hotmetal]

Colly has found the Higgs boson using a slide rule and a very big telescope

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort was once a Bos'un on a Merchant ship, a very petty officer by all accounts.

 

[accountantpete]

When asked to weigh anchor, Speicher said it couldn't be done as she didn't have big enough scales.

 

[Speicher]

ACP has spliced his main brace. His other pair of braces are still ok.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has crows feet.



Very handy for perching.

 

[colly]

TVC likes being in the nest.















Yo ho ho and all that. Crows nest. What did you think I meant??

 

[TVC]

Colly has stoked a few old boilers in his time.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TVC is the slag master.

 

[Hover Fly]

Mr P, TVC colly, Speicher and BCP are all made out of ticky-tacky and they all look just the same.

 

[TVC]

Rocky lives in a cardboard box behind the station

 

[colly]

TVC types with a Welsh accent.

 

[TVC]

Colly thinks in a Welsh accent, but he's never been further west than Macclesfield.

 

[Speicher]

TVC was told to leave the farm by Mr Maccle after the incident in the milking parlour.

 

[roadrash]

speicher was the milk maid in the parlour at the time of the above accident.

 

[colly]

Roadrash was in the parlour eating bread and honey.